{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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Shonan Gold (湘南ゴールド) is a hybrid Japanese citrus, with a characteristic \"golden\" bright yellow color.
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