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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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Philibert de Chalon was the last Prince of Orange from the House of Chalon.
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