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\"Chasing Summers\" is an instrumental composition by Dutch disc jockey and producer Tiësto. Dutch disc jockeys and producers R3HAB and Quintino released a remix of the track on 5 March 2013, which gained more success than the original. The original version was included in Tiësto's compilation, Club Life, Vol. 2 - Miami, released on 21 April 2012. It is a homage to the summers of Miami.
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